wwiao: how upsetting is it that its too late to be a child prodigy
my parents: why don't you hang out with your friends?
me: because you won't buy me plane tickets to visit them
desu neigh: katara: Water. Earth. Fire. Air. My... →
katara: Water. Earth. Fire. Air. My grandmother used to tell me stories about the old days, a time of peace when the Avatar kept balance between the Water Tribes, Earth Kingdom, Fire Nation, and Air Nomads. But that all changed when the Fire Nation attacked. Only the Avatar mastered all…
She understands it’s not really me. She knows I’m pretending. But I can’t deny...– Christian Bale talking about his daughter (via youngandundecided)
hohokev: reminder that laminate pet animal is laminate pet animal backwards
hohokev: 1 step closer to buying this
cashcrab: An ominous wax museum where every statue is of Dewey from Malcolm in the Middle in hundreds of different positions
dirtylilemoboy: thank god george lopez doesn’t have a sex tape because I know i’d watch it
plot twist: i turn attractive
I think I look good today. Which is peculiar since this feeling never arises. Ever.
BECAUSE IT DESERVES AN AUDIO POST.
stillslydgn: you got something on your butt my eyes