April 2012
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*sings along to ‘I just had sex’*
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bbboa: i hope you have pet insurance because i’m about to destroy that pussy
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Apr 28th
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odair: it’s like i can hear the collective sigh of all my followers when i try to be funny
Apr 28th
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inacognito replied to your post: inacognito replied to your post: i just texted my… yes i h8 u
Apr 28th
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inacognito replied to your post: i just texted my girlfriend 9 reasons why we… yes why are you saying yes all i can imagine is you doing a fist pump, celebrating my lack of sex
Apr 28th
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i just texted my girlfriend 9 reasons why we should have sex more often 8 of them being scientific reasons the 9th is just me saying we should have sex based on the 8 reasons
Apr 28th
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Ina, I love you. Leave every other guy for me. I’ll cook for you. And make you breakfast in bed. And make you breakfast anytime you want. Breakfast. Anytime. My style.
Apr 28th
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ayva replied to your post: i need to go running in the morning running in the morning fastens your metabolism for the next 24h-48h meaning you can also have good food BOOM there you have both Food AND knowledge..? Okay, you win all the awards.
Apr 28th
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i need to go running in the morning
screw that i need motivation someone motivate me with food or knowledge anything you can think of please
Apr 28th
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new icon new image new flair *~* f a b *~*
Apr 28th
jotarokujo: ive been on the same math problem for like 30 years
Apr 28th
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youngstero: walk into your friend’s house and say “what’s up with the dead guy out front?” (you have to murder a person for this joke to work)
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Apr 27th
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me: hey i just met you
me: and this is crazy
me: but here's my number
me: so call me I̢̹̝̹ͭF̫͎͔͔̙͆̽ͣͪ͑͆͟ ̨̨͓̳̞̳̗̱̭̅ͤ͋̑̌͒̉͌͢Y̨̞̺͔ͪ̇͒̈͜O͙͚̦̽ͧͥ̑̚͡U̥̤͐̐̅ͣ́ ̶̢̟̤͇̯̤̳ͫͯ̈́̈́W͎̤̩̲̩͍͎̽͆͌ͬ̋̔I̜ͬ̆S̘̪̺͕̠̹̜̿̏ͭͫ͑H̴͎̤̲̼͚̰ͦ̄̐̃͐̒͡ ̧̌̎̆͛ͧͨ͑̚҉̴̫T̲͚̬̬͈͈͋ͣͮ̽̆̊Ơ̵̮͚̤̏̂̀̂͐̏͌ͩ̆ͅ ̴̮͚͇̥̎͆ͫ͘ͅL̥̱̳͕͔͊͗̅͋͘͡ͅǪ̖̟̗͓̙̳̺̿ͤ̈́ͭ́͟͟S̫̉́̂̈́̊̽ͨ͘͠E̢̩͉̺̍͋͋̒̅͆̚ ̣̳̍ͥ̂̀̇͌̈́ͯY̳̤̻̻͇ͭͥͦ̃ͧ͒̎O̶̪̞̍̎̉̓ͨ͂͊͘͜Ȗ̸̫͂̔ͦ͌͞Ȑ̰͕͚̺͓̩̠͉ͦ̒ͣ̒ ͙͈̟̏̈́͊͐̃̎̓̇ͥ́S̸̘͕̦͙̝̻̔͆ͮ͒̚͠Ȏ̷̤̙̰̫̦̄̕͢Ũ̉͐̒̈͏̡̖̦̠͍͍̳̬L̨̃̎͆̐͝҉̫̙̖̬͙̱̮̩,̡̣̮̜̦͓͓̹̩ͫ̌̇͑͊̑̄̚͟͠ ̸̨̱͔̪ͮ͆̐̏͂̐̒́̉̀F̓̓҉̲̩̘̗̘͈̜̰̜O͚̞̹̘͚̱͖̓ͧ͘O̵̺̪͚͇͗́ͧ͞L̖̠̮̼͙͕͍̭͙̒ͫ̌̎ͨͤ̾̚Ì̷̼͚̹̟̘̒͐ͩͦ͜S̶̢̼̤̬̳͈̭͆ͨͅH̛̲̬̳̝͓̩̱ͭ̈̍ͣ̃̚ ̢̺ͬ͒ͧM̧̧͕̭͓͍̳̙͉̿́́͛ͣͤ̕Ọ̸̱̤̬̟̯̇̄̈́̿͐̌͒R̸̴̬̂ͥͩ̂̏ͥ̏̂T̴̘̺̲͉̩̐̌̎̌̿͘̕A̔҉̶̠͈̜͉L̺̭͎̼̝͓͔̹̅̅ͪͤ̒̂̓̚̕͡
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stultifyandstupefy: derpes: And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.” And Abraham replied, “What.” God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.
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every morning: fuck my life why the shit did I go to bed so late god why do I do this to myself okay that's it tonight I'm going to bed at 8PM no excuses this is ridiculous
3AM that night: well fuck
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