Batman is my favourite Disney Princess
everyone: oh my god that joke is so funny i'M DYING
popular person: wow that joke is dumb
everyone: omg popular person is right that joke is so dumb!!!!!!!!!
lemunplej: contrary to popular belief, checking your refrigerator every two minutes will not make food magically appear
talking to people on the internet: oh my gosh hi we have so much in common we are going to be best friends forever and have a million inside jokes and i love you lets watch and stream movies together and have really loud skype calls at four in the morning and look at fanfiction together i love you
talking to people irl: um
ghostess: writing about your feelings and then putting ‘idk’ at the end so you don’t sound like a faggot
popular person: hey
me: why are you making fun of me
joydivsion: if i had never gotten on tumblr i’d probably be one of those faggots who have only now discovered memes through facebook and 9GAG and who actually find them funny
kermitthefrrog: So i’m submitting my paper to my teacher on the submission website and i clicked the wrong file to send her. I sent her this gif on accident.
alright im going to bed love you, guys gnite
sex two nights straight aw yee i surprise myself what i can do with one free hand though