August 2011
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when mosquitoes choose to bite the side of your foot instead of anywhere else
ugh
quinsee:
i think the first blowjob went something like this
girl: HEY YOUR DICK LOOKS FUCKING DELICIOUS PUT IT IN MY MOUTH AAAHH
boy: OH OK WHATS THE WORST THAT CAN HAPPEN
inacognito:
Let me touch your tittiiiiesss
ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ)
vinsi:
CRAAAAAWLING IN MY SKIIIIIN
THESE WOUNDS THEWIIIIHNAAAAAEEEOOOOHHHHHH
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scrapes:
if you pay even the tiniest bit of attention to me i probably want to kiss you
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quinsee:
saying “i hate my life” at orgasmic climax
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miss-fittz:
“mark what are you doing come back to bed” said david karp putting his arms around his sexual partner
“no i’m coding” said mark zuckerberg
“what’s that?” said david karp
THE END
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quinsee:
how you get so
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warchief:
Why isn’t my neighbourhood filled with MILFS and hot teenagers?
THIS IS NOTHING LIKE MY JAPANESE ANIMES
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god: sit down
stephen hawking: ight
god: forever
stephen hawking: :/ bruh
bobfagget:
who needs masturbation when you can scratch mosquito bites
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clit-kat:
when youre in school you can always tell who would be the meme bloggers
rebelhooker:
If Someone Types A Text Post Like This I Read It As A Fall Out Boy Song
And If Perchance Someone Continues To Type A Text Post Like This And Then Proceeds To Cleverly Throw In Extravagant Words Then I Interpret Such A Notation As A Panic! At The Disco Song
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Watchginoo:
The Power of Words
aw
