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Mar 31st

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What if Hannah suddenly followed me and talked to...

What if Hannah suddenly followed me and talked to me on Skype?

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Mar 30th

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You've acquired: a new friend.

You know who you are.

Mar 30th

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gpoy

i like the smell of a woman’s hair when she unties it when I’m walking behind her.

Mar 30th

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myunexcitinglifeasanintrovert asked: thanks sweetheart <3

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hahaha jackie sent me a picture of her in her...

denzelgtfo: aw aw aw aw :3 she looks so cute

Mar 30th

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Everyone on my dash is an asshole today.

They’re outdouche-ing me.

Mar 30th

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DJ Meshblorg - Meshstep

Mar 30th

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If someone swapped blogs with me

All they’d find in my favorites list are Music Hi-def porn High-quality pictures of porn Topless Tuesdays And more porn

Mar 30th

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Today, I was hanging out with my mom while she was...

 I turned on Mozart on a radio station playing classical music.
Mom: Why are you playing that orchestra music?
Johan: Well, Mozart makes babies smarter. Everyone knows that.
Mom: Really? Where did you learn that?
Johan: ... The Incredibles.

Mar 30th

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If you don’t know this song, you childhood...

Mar 30th

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How to say Fuck You in 11 languages

krabby-patty: Kisama - Japanese As to thialo - Greek Dorme mecum - Latin Javla - Swidish Fick dich - German Cao ni - Mandarin Fuck you - English Ssibal - Korean Chodela - Hindi PUTANG INA MONG HAYOP KANG ANIMAL KA MAMATAY KA NGAYON DIN PAKYU KA ULOL BOBO NANAY MO TANGA TATAY MO ULOL KA MAG PAKAYLANMAN!! - Filipino Bedebah kau - Bahasa

Mar 29th

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When Denzel requests for asks

And doesn’t reply to any of mine.

Mar 29th

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If anyone wants to tinychat; I finally got a... →

Mar 29th

EM: Have you ever... →

ellie-m: witnessed someone you loved work hard and is tired. Yet people come and pick at him? My boyfriend has come back from work, he is tired… and we had plans for some loving before bed. BUT, my brothers friend comes unannounced. Now you ask, why is that a big deal? I’ll tell you this… The friend… Note to self: Never piss Ellie off when she needs her sexy-time.

Mar 29th

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Happy low-self esteem day, everyone.

Mar 29th

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When I go out for a walk; I lock every door because my mom’s home alone with baby brother. When she goes out for a walk leaving me alone; she leaves everything motherfucking door unlocked. Thanks, mom. Really.

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